Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!