Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Three mistresses
There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...