What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...