What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
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Yo Mamma
Yo mamma’s armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in...
The definition of a phallic symbol
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Your New Year Resolution
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A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog…
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don’t knowwhere they...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...