Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...