Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...