Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...