The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
What on earth!!!
Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...