Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...