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What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
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An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
When to slap a midget?
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The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
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Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Three vampires go to a bar
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