Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
What a way to go!
Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...