Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...