Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.