Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
M and M’s are too smart!
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Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Dating hints for men
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Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....