Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Children Books You Won’t See
Children Books That Didn’t Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won’t Eever See…1…You...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...