Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!