Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
PC Support
Tech Support hotlines are not easy work, you get calls from all sorts of...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...