The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...