Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...