Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!