Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...