Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....