A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....