Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...