Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...