Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...