What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
A Lutheran minister is driving down…
A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.