After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...