60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
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