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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Stupid people stories
Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
A naive young girl goes into the doctors office.
A naive young girl goes into the doctor’s office. She says, “Doc, I’m getting...