Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
A pregnant Irish women
What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
The fully fledged alaskan
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...