The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...