Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...