The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Have a life after death
|”Do you believe in life after death?” the boss asked one of his employees....
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...