Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...