Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...