Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...