Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary…
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his...