Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
A wild party
Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...