Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Cold Bikers
Once, there were two bikers driving down the highway on a cold afternoon.”Man! commented...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...