Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Seashore with family
|A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...