Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Love and Marriage!
I’m really steamed at my wife. She is so immature!Last night I was taking...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Rejection Letter Reject
Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well...