Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...