Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...