A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...