Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...