The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...