Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.