How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...