Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....